Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. - It's Not There!
During the scene when Mini Me and Austin Powers are fighting, Mini Me bites Austin where it counts and acts like it hurt, but as anyone who saw the movie would know he didn't have it at the time. Interesting...
Ok, if YOU watched the movie, you'd know that he didn't lose his bits and pieces, he just lost his MOJO, the stuff on the inside. He still had his frank and beans, but didn't have the good stuff. Get it?? He didn't lose his manhood. He lost what made his manhood tick.
What do you mean he didn't have it? All his 'equipment' is still there. The fact that his mojo is missing just means that he's lost his sex drive...his libido.
OK, Austin lost his MOJO...the libido, the life force, what the French call a certain I don't know what. He still had the male appendage and it would still hurt even if he had no mojo. Besides Austin had his mojo all along as is told to him by Felicity Shagwell a few minutes later.
Erm....could be VERY mistaken since only watched one + a half times. Didn't he have his MOJO stolen, which is his horniness, they didn't really remove genitailia (is that how u spell it?) did they??? If so, No pain. But if they didn't, feel some compassion man.....