In that commercial, the first guy doesn't have milk, he goes outside to the cow and is figuring out how to milk it. The 2 others who remained in the house say, "Aren't you going to tell him that's a boy cow?" And the other goes, "No, he'll figure it out for himself." Well, I hate to break the news to you, but all cows are girls. There is no such thing as a boy cow. They are called BULLS.