The father picks up the phone and listens for one second before telling his wife "It's Patrick! He took out life insurance! Good for you son!" His son must be a fast talker! Then, when the father takes down the information, he is writing it down as he talks, very fast. I don't think even shorthand is that fast!
Yeah, I've seen this stupid commercial waaaaaaaay too many times, I think that they even modified the beginning and the content a bit to make it look like a different commercial (cheap bastards). Everytime it comes on, I feel compelled to get that geezer's address and going there and blowing his ugly moronic head off, but.... I just change the channel.