* "The most important part of the car is the nut that holds the wheel"
* "How you can crash into a wall without it being there in the first place is beyond me!"
* "Here in Malaysia, it doesn't rain here by the bucketful, it rains by the ocean"
* "(Ralph) Schumacher now screaming ahead with (Mikka) Hakkinen breathing down his exhaust pipe"
He's made thousands more gaffes than just these...but they are all I can remember. Feel free to add some more.